The perfect job

The other night my friends and I were talking about police dogs (we had just gotten pulled over for running a stop sign and the cop had a dog in the car), and we began to discuss how being a police dog trainer would be the greatest thing. I mean, think about it, you would just get free weed from the government and hang out all day with your best friends and a ton of dogs. And you would teach the dogs to kill. Okay, I realize this is a bit sick, but trust me. Not only would you treat the dogs to kill whenever they smelled weed, you would throw in a "wild card" with every dog. This wild card could be somthing like an orange, or a tomato, where if the dog smells someone eating an orange, he will maul that person. Every dog would have a different "wild card", too. Haha, imagine.